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Sweetie, come on in.
Your breakfast is getting cold.
Go get Mommy, go.
Go in the bedroom. Go in the bedroom.
Go...
Perfect.
What time is it?
I wanna get there early in case one of my patients gets...
my patients.
I've never said that out loud. I'm gonna have patients.
That's really exciting.
You should sit down, have a good breakfast.
No, I'm too nervous.
Tonya's taking a chance on me and I don't wanna let her down.
You're not gonna let anybody down.
- You're gonna be great. - I hope so.
What are you doing today? I feel like I'm abandoning you.
Oh, no, no. I'm gonna be fine.
- Mark's coming over. - You have a playdate.
Good.
Well, that makes me happy.
All right, wish me luck.
Okay. Hey, oh no, wait.
Uh, the chess clock I got you.
Oh, Mabel took it, remember?
No, no. I... I... I explained to her that it was a gift.
So I... here it is.
I had her bring it back
'cause I had to tell her how much you loved it.
I really do.
- Hey, hold on. I got you a present too. - Really?
I know things have been a little slow at work lately,
so I got you a couple of things to keep you occupied.
Sweetie, I'm pretty sure I can keep myself busy with...
- that's a very big book. - Mm-hmm.
I should have this read by 11:30.
- And... - A jigsaw puzzle.
It's Times Square.
- Oh yeah, little tiny hookers. - Yup.
What if I'm terrible?
You're not gonna be... you're gonna be great.
You're gonna be great.
Love you. See you later.
Whoa, whoa, wait! The clock!
Crazy how I can't seem to remember that!
Oh, hey! I was just about to buzz!
I'm glad I caught ya, therapist lady.
Have a great first day.
Bye, Mark. Bye.
- Bye, sweetie. - Kiss my wife hello for me.
It's amazing, huh? Our wives working together.
- Yeah, it's great, isn't it? - Yeah, you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. Why?
Uh, your wife's going back to work
after a long time being home.
Maybe you feel left behind?
A little not-so-special?
No, I feel fine. Why?
Well, Paul?
I want you to know... you need to talk, I'm here for you.
- Well, that's good to know. - Okay.
Good because I want to talk to you about something.
- Uh, you working today? - No, why? What's up?
Sit down.
You okay?
Sit.
Now what I'm about to say is very serious,
and I want you to know that it comes from a place of love
and concern and deep friendship.
Okay.
You're fat.
- Excuse me? - You heard me.
- I'm fat? - Yes.
I'm fat? What about you, you fat...
All right, yes. Okay, yes.
I have some extra pounds,
but mine are evenly distributed
about my person.
- No, they're not. - No, yes!
And you are concentrated right here in the gut
and the chest, and this is a prescription for disaster.
I'm so happy you came by today.
Paul, I plan on living many more years,
and if you're not around to live them with me,
they're just not gonna seem so special,
and I don't wanna lose ya!
That's very sweet.
Listen, I would like to live a long time too.
Good, good!
Because I got three free sessions with a trainer
over at that gym on 8th and Broadway,
and there are two passes...
one for me, one for a friend.
You're my friend, so what do you say?
- I don't wanna do that. - Oh, come on, Paul!
If not for yourself, do it for me, please?
Okay, fine.
Great, we'll lose weight, we'll work out.
- You want some bacon? - I thought you'd never ask.
[EASYGOING MUSIC]
♪♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ I love you like I do ♪
♪ Tell me who ♪
♪ Can stop my heart as much as you ♪
♪ If we take each other's hands ♪
♪ We can fly into the final frontier ♪
- ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪ - ♪ Final frontier ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Final frontier ♪
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Good morning.
Ready for your first day on the job?
A few butterflies.
Nothing to be nervous about at all.
Oh.
You say nothing to be nervous about,
and then that "Oh" makes me nervous.
I guess we didn't talk dress code.
My fault, not yours.
- There's a code? - Relax, sweetheart.
Just for future reference, neutral colors, warm tones.
Think emotional comfort
like a blanket you'd wrap yourself up in.
See, I love that.
Even just you saying that makes me feel more comfortable.
Is that a chess clock?
Yes, would you like it?
- Why do you have a... - [CELL PHONE RINGS]
Don't ask. One second.
- Hey sweetie. - Am I fat?
- No. - Mark said I was fat.
He should talk. He's fat.
- Who's fat? - No one you know.
I'm heading into my first session
so I've got to talk to you later.
Okay, hey, I'm going to the gym.
- Good luck. - Okay.
Maybe turn that off?
Yes, I'm doing that right now.
A little admin.
I'm going to be in the room with you
- for your first few patients. - I love that.
There's a good chance that I'll interrupt
and correct your approach.
It might seem nit-picky,
but it's about establishing good habits
so you don't say something that ruins the life of a patient
forever and for all time.
Could I do that?
I'm just kidding.
- You ready? - Not really.
- Questions? - So many.
Just remember, be the blanket.
- You ready to be the blanket? - I think so.
- Then say it. - Be the blanket?
If it's a question, we're already in trouble.
I'm going to be the blanket.
There she is.
Now let's go fix some people!
- It's nice to meet you. - Thanks for coming in.
So based on what I see here in your file,
- I have a couple of questions. - [CLEARS THROAT]
Why don't you tell us what brought you in today?
Or that.
My mother-in-law is unbelievable.
She picks at me, and picks at me,
nothing's good enough for her,
but when I try to speak up for myself,
- my husband sides with her. - Tell me about it.
When my husband and I first got together...
[CLEARS THROAT]
Why don't we focus on Amy's experiences
and talk about positive strategies
to help her deal with her mother-in-law?
Or that.
You're hot. Like bangable hot.
What are you, like 50?
Ryan, I think you're being provocative
to try to get a reaction from me.
Why don't we talk about why you might be doing that?
[CLEARS THROAT]
Sorry, I had to clear my throat for real that time.
I have a patient of my own. You're doing great.
Mrs. Mandelbaum, I'm sorry to say our time is up.
I've really enjoyed talking with you today.
Oh, can I just say that
I've seen more than my share of therapists, Dr. Jamie,
but this is the first time in forever
that I actually felt heard.
Would it be all right if I came back tomorrow?
Absolutely, I look forward to it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- She's very good. - I agree.
Yeah, pushes us hard enough to work up a sweat.
But not so hard that we die. That's always a plus.
Well, I'll tell ya, I don't know how we're gonna
do this again tomorrow, buddy.
We're gonna be pretty sore.
I tell ya what's good for that.
Stripping down, taking a nice long steam.
Come on.
You know what?
- I've got to run. - Why, what's up?
I've got a... nothing. A work thing.
I thought you weren't working today.
I know, yes,
but what happened when we were working out,
suddenly the blood went to my brain
for the first time in years.
And I suddenly remembered I've got a... I've got a...
I've got a meeting with a client.
- You're not gonna shower? - Yeah, nah.
I'll shower at home.
You're going out in the street all sweaty and dirty?
Yeah. The streets are already
sweaty and dirty... I'll fit right in.
All right, whatever. I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, see ya.
Keep at it, you'll get there.
Ow.
Go get me some chips.
Huh? Go.
Go get Daddy chips.
Go in the kitchen and get chips.
Really? Look at you.
Look how smart you are!
If this works out, I may never have to get up again.
Here he comes with my chips.
My potato...
Okay, if this is a comment about my weight,
I find it a little passive-aggressive.
Hey, how was the gym?
Hey, uh, fine.
My legs are a little sore, but never mind me.
How was your first day? Were the other kids nice?
It was phenomenal.
- Yeah? Tell me, tell me. - I mean, it was awful.
Mostly it was terrible. I made rookie mistakes.
Well, that's part of the process.
Tonya was so patient.
But as hard as it was,
as mentally exhausting as really listening is,
I think I can do this.
My last patient was this lovely older woman
who told me I helped.
I helped!
- Look at you. - Look at me.
- What else? - Why wouldn't you get naked with Mark?
Sweetie, you've got to signal a turn like that.
You...
- How would you even know... - He told Tonya, Tonya told me.
- What was the problem? - Nothing, it was... no.
But he wanted to take a steam.
What does that even have to do with being naked?
Don't you wear a towel in there?
Yes, but you gotta take your clothes off first
and then go get a towel.
And the towels are, like, four steps away,
which doesn't sound far, I know,
but when you're naked, the distance is exaggerated.
So take a towel first, wrap it around yourself,
and then take your clothes off underneath.
Yeah, but I don't want people to think
I have an issue being naked.
- You do have an issue being naked. - I understand.
Well, I suppose you've seen your friends naked?
- Yes. - Oh, really? Tonya?
- Yes. - Fran?
- Yes. - Lisa?
She's my sister. I've seen her naked a million times.
- You've seen all your friends naked? - Yes.
Was I out getting a paper? Where did this happen?
Wherever.
Changing after swimming, after yoga.
All I'm saying is maybe
next time Mark asks you to take a steam,
put your weirdness aside, and just do it.
A gesture for a friend.
I can't buy him a tie, take him to lunch?
I've got to go straight to full-frontal?
Can we continue this in the kitchen?
I'm starving.
Are you coming?
I thought I was. Apparently not.
Whoa, whoa.
- She's very good. - I agree.
- How's the soreness? - Still pretty bad.
Well, at the risk of repeating myself,
you know what's good for that?
- A steam, right? - Yup.
All right, come on. Definitely.
- Let's do it. - Great.
Nothing like it to open the pores,
calm the mind,
release the toxins, let it all hang out.
You know what, though?
By the way, totally ready to do it.
Totally ready... ready to... to... to sweat.
Definitely on board. Looking forward to it, in fact.
The thing is, uh, I just... I've got to...
I have a conference call.
You can take it here.
I... I know, I forgot my phone at home.
- Then use mine. - No, it's a personal call.
So better I should use my own phone.
A personal conference call?
Right?
But this has been good, man.
It's been great hanging out together,
and incapacitating ourselves. It's good.
So hey, uh, let me buy you lunch.
I'll buy you lunch, okay? Maybe later.
I'll meet you at Ira's in, like, an hour?
Fine.
Huh? My treat, buddy.
Okay.
I swear, it's like looking in a mirror, am I right?
Yes!
Let's discuss that. Is that something you often feel,
that people aren't being nice to you?
I don't know, I...
who cares about some old lady?
I do. Lots of people do.
I'd like to meet them.
When did this feeling start?
Perhaps after your husband passed?
You're a very perceptive young lady.
Oh, my sweet, sweet Jerry.
We had 55 glorious years together.
Raised two beautiful children. Such a life I had.
Sounds wonderful.
A lovely house.
Jerry, those kids.
And a... a sweet little dog.
And now Jerry's gone,
the kids moved far away,
and I'm gonna starve and die alone.
I'm sorry you're having those fears,
and I don't mean to minimize them,
but I'm pretty sure you're not gonna starve.
Well, don't be so sure. I'm hopeless in the kitchen.
I can't... can't even make an egg.
Well, have you considered using a food delivery service?
Those are dangerous.
I saw a report on the news.
Most of those people...
are murderers.
Well, nobody wants you to do anything
that would make you feel unsafe,
but we need to find ways
to help you become self-sufficient.
I want to take care of myself,
and I know I can.
I just need someone to show me how to do it.
It can't be this easy. You just put it in?
And wait for the bubbles.
Three minutes for a soft yolk, five for hard-boiled.
After this,
can you show me how to make a different kind of egg?
Over-easy, maybe?
Let's not get too advanced.
Let's walk before we run, shall we?
You're so right, Dr. Jamie, you're so right.
- [CELL PHONE RINGS] - I'll be right back.
Keep watching.
I will, I will, I will.
- Hi, Tonya. - Where'd you go?
You disappeared after your morning sessions.
I had to run an errand.
I'll be back in plenty of time for my 2:00.
I should've let you know I was leaving.
You don't have to check in with me.
Dr. Jamie! I see bubbles!
Unless you're doing something mind-blowingly not okay.
- Where are you? - Tonya, I think I'm losing you.
- Was that Mrs. Mandelbaum? - Yes.
Are you at her apartment?
Tonya, I think I'm losing you.
- Jamie. - Okay, yes.
Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?
Does the term boundary issue ring a bell?
Yes, you're right. I get it.
She needed help. I didn't think it through.
Let me just explain it to her.
Oh, you'll explain,
but you'll do it here at the office
in the proper professional environment.
Come back and ask Mrs. Mandelbaum to join you.
Got it.
Okay. One more question.
How do you get the egg part out?
Ow. Man, that workout...
everything hurts.
My jaw hurts from screaming about how much my ass hurts.
Not... not enjoying your lunch?
It's delicious, and you are a sad, warped little man.
What did I do?
Here you are, well into your 7th decade.
You can't handle being naked with me, huh?
I mean, we've known each other, what?
Like a million years?
And you... and... I... I have zero issues seeing you naked.
Well, Mark, seriously,
I... I don't understand why this is so important to you.
Seriously, to what degree will our friendship benefit
from me seeing your balls?
Don't ball-shame me, Paul.
I'm not.
I assume your balls are very, very handsome.
But that's the thing, I'd like to continue assuming.
If I see them, assuming is out the window.
I don't understand you.
Mark, I swear, there's a long list of things
I'd be happy to do with you.
Being naked is not on it.
All right, what is on the list?
Pretty much anything else you can imagine.
Canoeing, kayaking, skydiving, glass blowing, all good.
But only if we're dressed.
Yes! Well, who blows glass naked?
Yeah, you got an open flame, your balls
- are right at the flame height. - Okay, okay.
I'm gonna need you two to stop talking about balls.
Sorry.
Paul can't handle being naked with me.
I bet you've been naked with Ira.
- Never. - What are you talking about?
- We've been naked together. - Never!
Ah, come on! Our mothers put us in the tub together
lots of times when we were little.
I have no memory of this.
Because you've blocked it out
because you are a sad, warped little man.
Oh yeah, he might be on to something
'cause I think back to that time in the tub,
you were pretty jumpy.
Well, obviously,
our relationship isn't as meaningful to you
as I thought it was.
- Look, I swear... - No, no, no!
I'll be all right.
I've got other friends I can be naked with.
I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm really connecting
with Mrs. Mandelbaum.
She told me yesterday our session
was the first time she ever felt heard.
I just did a deeper dive into her records.
She saw Dr. Klein in May 2006.
"Patient stated 'The first time she felt heard.'"
Dr. Kim, June 2010, "Patient never felt heard before today".
Dr. Samuels, October 2018. Need I continue?
Oh, God.
Be happy you only had to make an egg.
Dr. Klein had to roast a whole chicken.
And Dr. Samuels, she got him to re-grout her tub.
The woman is a master manipulator.
But she's so little and sweet.
Yeah, but sometimes we gotta look past the sweet
and get to the sticky the sweet leaves behind.
I cannot believe she tricked me.
Better you learned this lesson sooner rather than later.
Now we are gonna go in there,
and you are gonna lay down the law,
set firm boundaries,
and do not under any circumstances
let her go all "old lady" on you.
I won't. I'm shutting this down now.
Talk about that. Now let's go fix some people!
I'm not angry with you,
but if we're going to continue our work together,
we need to set boundaries.
- Could you speak up? - I'm so old.
Yes.
It was completely inappropriate for me to come to your home.
I didn't ask you to come.
No, you didn't.
But you gave me a look, and the next thing I knew,
I was across town boiling water.
It can never happen again.
Do you understand?
Mrs. Mandelbaum?
Yes, I understand!
- Hey. - Hey, how was your day?
I made an egg and beat up on an old lady.
You?
I, uh, I finished a half a cab and possibly a squirrel.
You didn't get naked with Mark today.
What? He told Tonya?
No, I guessed because I know you.
Sweetie, I love Mark.
He makes me laugh,
which I'm better able to appreciate fully clothed.
You need to get naked with Mark.
More to the point, I need you to get naked with Mark.
I don't... why? Why do you...
'Cause he's your friend and you need friends.
Believe me... where are you?
I'm on my way.
There are a lot of old, lonely people out there,
and I don't want you to become one of them.
Oh, sweetie, I have friends.
- Who? - You're my friend.
I'm your wife. I don't count.
Remember your father,
the last couple of years of his life,
he only had your mother.
He leaned on her for everything.
It wasn't good for either of them.
I don't want us ending up that way.
And yes, the reality is you're dying first.
Statistical probability, probability.
Right, so it may not be an issue,
but God forbid, I go first.
- Who will you have? - I got, um...
I got Mabel.
She's gonna be off living her own life.
There's Ira.
All he talks about is retiring to Italy with Lucia.
He's gonna be long gone.
Well... [SCOFFS] I don't understand
why this is suddenly so important to you.
I want you to have someone other than me
that you can talk to about personal things.
But, you know, guys, we don't... we don't do that.
- What? - Talk about personal things.
If we talked about them, they wouldn't be personal,
now, would they?
That's terrible!
What we do is if something, you know,
serious or emotional comes up,
we say, "I'm here if you wanna talk".
And then you talk?
No. Am I not explaining this properly?
No, we never really talk.
Yeah. This is why you're not allowed to have the babies.
Just tell me, years from now, who will be your friend?
I...
Fine, I'll get naked with Mark.
Thank you.
[GROANS] Ughh.
- [KNOCKS TWICE] - Now what?
Mrs. Mandelbaum's a no-show.
We had an appointment scheduled for an hour ago.
Don't sweat it. She's a shrink jumper.
She probably got some new patsy
up to their elbows in chicken cordon bleu.
She could have just cancelled.
What if something happened to her?
The old lady didn't have the courtesy
to cancel her free therapy after you busted her hustle?
Let it go. Not showing up is her choice.
And do not go to that woman's place
to check on her.
- Tell me you hear me. - I hear you.
Jamie, honey, I love you.
I love you dearly.
Mostly because you're one of the most empathetic people
- I've ever met. - Thank you.
But cut that shit out.
Empathy is great in a human being,
but unless you modulate it,
it is problematic for a therapist.
Leave Mrs. Mandelbaum be.
- Fine. - Oh.
And get this thing outta here.
Mrs. Mandelbaum?
Hello?
Hello.
What are you doing here?
I'm doing a welfare check,
which is exactly what I'm required to do
when someone I'm supervising
expresses concern for the welfare of a patient.
Why didn't you let me know you were doing that?
Because I knew I could tell you here.
- All right, let me explain... - [YIP]
What is that?
I've been thinking about Mrs. Mandelbaum
and what her real issue is.
It's not about making an egg or re-grouting her tub.
- Uh-huh. - The woman's lonely.
She doesn't need therapy. She needs company,
something or someone to love and pass the time with.
So you got her a dog.
She told me at one point in her life, she had a dog.
Oh, look at the beautiful little puppy!
- Mrs. Mandelbaum... - I got her for you.
For me? Oh!
Jamie has just started her hours
and she hasn't quite figured out
proper patient procedure yet.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Mandelbaum.
Well, you should be!
For trying to take my little doggy away.
Come here, come here, love bump.
A new dog is helping me through a transitional moment
in my life... I thought maybe she could do the same for you.
The woman... a genius.
All those losers you had me talking to before...
they could all learn a thing or two from her.
So could you, Mrs. Big Shot.
Come on, sugar puss.
Mama's gonna make you a nice chicken breast.
And maybe some beef bourguignon.
Wait a minute. You know how to cook?
Oh, sweetheart, don't be naive.
- She's very good. - I agree.
Are you in here? With all this steam,
I don't even know what I was so worried about.
- I can't see a thing. - One second.
And this is... you were so right.
Totally, totally great for the soreness.
So get in here already, you big galoot.
After all this build-up? Come on.
I'm finally giving you what you wanted.
I'm ready, buddy.
All right, get in here. Sit right next to me, and l...
So where're you from?